BL
老师立正敬礼:徒儿,入我师门,受我师训。告诉为师,本门第一祖训是什么? 奶茶小酥:师父,我们这一门不就你和我么,祖师在哪儿。 老师立正敬礼:孽、孽徒!让你说你就说! 奶茶小酥:……打死越见春和那个龟孙儿!!!
BL
Vine tan pronto sonaste el silbato porque yo soy tu perro más fiel.
Romance
Sang guru berdiri tegak dan memberi hormat: Sekarang kamu adalah muridku, Kamu harus mematuhiku. Katakan padaku, apa moto utama leluhur kita? Murid: Guru, hanya engkau dan aku di sekte ini. Mana leluhurnya? Guru berdiri dengan penuh perhatian dan memberi hormat: Beraninya kamu! Jawab aku saja! Murid: ... Kalahkan Yue Jianchun dan bajingan itu!!!
BL
Attention, Saluez le Maître : Maintenant que tu es mon disciple, tu dois m’obéir. Dis-moi, quel est l'enseignement que nos ancêtres nous ont transmis ? / Sablé Thé au Lait : Maître, il n’y a que nous deux dans cette secte. De quel ancêtre parles-tu, au juste ? / Attention, Saluez le Maître : C-Comment oses-tu ! Occupe-toi juste de répondre ! / Sablé Thé au Lait : … On doit buter ce c*nnard de Yuejian Chunhe !!!
Romance
Siswa teladan yang sederhana dibully teman-temannya, jadi dia pindah dari sekolah elit ke sekolah biasa. Wali kelas: Zhan Ming, lihat nilaimu! Zhan Ming: aku akan meminta teman sebangkuku untuk mengajariku. Mantan Teman Sekelas: Gu Qinan, jangan kira kami tidak bisa menemukanmu, hanya karena kau pindah sekolah. Gu Qinan: biarkan teman sebangkuku menghajarmu.
Eastern
擅长祖安喷人的键盘侠,现代人祖安穿越到了一个群雄并起的修真世界。然而在这个世界中,修行水平和权力地位紧密挂钩。天下最高武力大都掌握在庙堂之中,如今所处的大周王朝,它的皇帝就是世上最强大的修行者之一。祖安穿越成为明月城公主楚初颜的废物赘婿,并且新婚当夜就被人发现夜袭小姨子,彻底声名狼藉无可挽回。殊不知这桩婚姻从头到尾都在有心人的算计之中。看似无足轻重的废物赘婿,早已成为了大周王朝风云变幻棋局的关键……面对这地狱开局,看祖安如何靠一块键盘逢凶化吉。
BL
I come as soon as I hear you ring the bell, because I’m your most loyal dog...
BL
The poor little top-scorer was bullied, so he transferred from a high-ranked high school to an ordinary one.
Class teacher: Zhan Ming, look at the score you got!
Zhan Ming: I'll ask my deskmate to teach me.
Former classmate: Gu Qinan, don't think we can't find you just because you transferred.
Gu Qinan: I'll get my deskmate to hit you.
BL
After accidentally bumping into each other, two people of completely different worlds – the cold and proud but powerful ancient cultivator, Xie Jun, and his total opposite, genius doctor Jin Yutang – were trapped in an endless loop of a curse together. In truth however, they had already met each other many times before in just as many various timelines where the ancient cultivator always ended up dead. Once he found about this fact, Jin Yutang made a promise to himself for Xie Jun’s sake and claimed, “Regardless of however many times we travelled through time, I’ll never let you leave my side.”
BL
The master stood at attention and saluted: Now that you are my disciple, you must obey me. Tell me, what is our ancestor’s top motto? Milk tea crisp: Master, it’s just you and I in this sect. Where’s the ancestor? Master stood at attention and saluted: How, how dare you! Just answer me! Milk tea crisp: ... Beat the hell out of Yue Jianchun and that son of a b*tch!!!
Historical
There was a quarrelsome couple in Mengliang City who met each other because of a murder case. One case after another, the pair became the detective duo. A smart lady locksmith and a macho civil officer made a the world think they were the perfect couple! But what did they think about dating? “Dating?” he asked.“No way!” she scoffed.“We only want to solve crimes!” they answered in unison.
BL
世界上有这样一种男人,他们不思进取,他们心肠恶毒,他们把吃软饭当做毕生目标,他们把高富帅对象坑得体无完肤。
系统:我们的目标是崛起!我们的目标是奋斗!我们要吃硬饭!!
当无数个灵魂被系统绑定,进入一个吃软饭的人身体里,又会碰撞出怎样的火花?
BL
Atención, saluden al maestro: Debes obedecerme, ya que ahora eres mi discípulo. Así que, dime, ¿cuál es el lema de tu ancestro superior? PanecitoConLeche: Pero si solo estamos los dos en esta secta, ¿de cuál ancestro me hablas? Atención, saluden al maestro: ¡S-Si serás…! ¡Es obvio que YO soy tu ancestro! ¡Ya di el lema! PanecitoConLeche: ¡P-Pues dices que debemos darle una paliza a Etsumi Haruka y al otro hijo de…!
Eastern
Zu An, a keyboard crusader in the modern world, had accidentally traveled into another world where powerful spiritual adepts existed. In this mystical world, the spiritual attainment of an adept determined the rank of the person. Therefore, most of the power and authorities were held in the hands of the temples where the most powerful group of people lived. And the emperor at the time—the Zhou Dynasty was one of the supreme and strongest spiritual adepts. Zu An became the useless husband of the princess of Lunar City—Chu Chuyan, yet he was accused of harassing his sister-in-law on the night of their wedding and was discredited ever since. However, little did he know, his marriage with Chu Chuyan was part of an evil master plan by someone in the palace. Yet, no one would ever thought that Zu An—the useless husband of the princess—would be the most crucial person that affected the development of the Zhou Dynasty. With all the difficulties and hellish setup in the mystical world, could Zu An rise to the challenges with his keyboard?
Eastern
Seorang introvert yang hanya berani berbicara di belakang layar komputernya, Zu An, melakukan perjalanan ke dunia kultivasi. Dunia yang hanya di kuasai oleh tingkat dan status kekuasan tertinggi. Ia berada di Dinasti Zhou dengan kemampuan kulitivasi kaisar merupakan yang terkuat di dunia. Zu An merupakan seorang menantu laki-laki keluarga Mingyue yang menikahi Putri Chu Chuyan. Malam setelah pernikahan, ia ditemukan berada di kamar tidur kakak iparnya. Kejadian itu diketahui semua orang dan hal yang tidak bisa dimaafkan. Mereka bahkan tidak menyadari bahwa pernikahan ini adalah takdir yang akan mengubah segalanya. Zu An, menantu laki-laki yang tampaknya tidak berguna justru telah lama menjadi kunci permainan catur Dinasti Zhou.. Menghadapi neraka ini, mari kita lihat bagaimana Zu An dapat mengubah bencana menjadi keberuntungan!
BL
In this world, there exists certain types of men; they do not believe in working hard, or improving themselves. They are self-serving and care only for themselves. These men’s goal in life is to “eat soft rice” and they use any means possible to suck their tall, rich, and handsome lovers dry.Self-reliant System: Our goal is to rise up! Our goal is to persevere! We must “eat hard rice” and be self-sufficient! When numerous souls become bound by this system and enter into the bodies of those who only mooch off of their lovers, what will happen?
BL
小可怜学霸被校园欺凌于是从重点高中转到普通学校。
班主任:展铭,你考的这是什么分?
展铭:我叫我同桌教我。
前同学:顾奇南,你别以为转学了我们就找不到你了。
顾奇南:我叫我同桌打你。
BL
Existe un tipo de hombres que se niega a trabajar duro y esforzarse por mejorar. Ellos son egoístas y solo se preocupan por sí mismos. Su filosofía es simple: solo quieren ser vividores y harán hasta lo imposible para aprovecharse de sus parejas, quienes se destacan por ser altos, millonarios y apuestos. El sistema de autosuficiencia aclama a viva voz: "¡Debemos armarnos de valor! ¡Perseverar es nuestra única meta! ¡Dejaremos de ser vividores y lograremos ser independientes!" ¿Qué pasará cuando aquellos que se aprovechaban de sus parejas ahora renacen y están obligados a seguir las reglas de este sistema?